A Scientific View on Love, Romance and Relationships

I've calculated your beauty
Observed your kindness
I estimated your wealth
And I've measured your health

If these parameters don't change
You might just fall within the range
Of the strict specifications
Of my four dimensional optimization

Can't you see
Love is just chemistry
Adrenaline
And the occasional endorphine

I will forget your birthday
Unless it's the first of May
I will randomly give you presents
'Cause I know you find that pleasant

I've made some advance
In the area of romance
I now know the meaning of every look
I learned it from a book

Can't you see
Love is just chemistry
Dopamine
And if you're lucky Phenyl Ethylamine

I've selected this flower
I've been studying for an hour
My investigation yields
It's the very best in this field

One day we'll dance
In the capital of France
Under a bridge we'll dine
Japanese Umbrella Pine

Can't you see
It's all just chemistry
Adrenaline
And the occasional endorphine

Can't you see
It's all just chemistry
Dopamine
And if you're lucky Phenyl Ethylamine

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